AMERICAN HORROR STORY 1984 / 2019 BUS STOP SHELTER POSTER INVERTED CROSS
Item History & Price
Reference Number: Avaluer:12571233 |
The shipping is as follows:1. If you're not happy with the amount we charge for shipping. DON'T BUY IT.2. The tube & supplies to keep your item safe and in one piece while the gorillas of the United Primate Service treat your package like a Rottweiler... treats a chew toy $7 - $103. The actual postage $17 - $244. The rest is for pain, suffering, hazard, worrying that no matter how much attention is labored on your item you're still gonna find something to complain about. We are committed to your satisfaction and earning 5 stars in each feedback category. If you feel that we don't deserve 5 stars please contact us and we will make every effort to earn the 5 stars. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK BEFORE CONTACTING US AND ALLOWING US TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE. ThanksOur legal people suggested that I add this OTT caveat so here it is.Now, thanks to some crazy, OCD, anal as all get out, completely insane woman who bought some AVENGERS posters and even though there was absolutely nothing wrong with them she created such mayhem and negativity that she singlehandedly ruined my first attempt at a successful ebay store. So thanks to this C-word I have to state every little flaw, tear, bump, rip, crease, dent, slice, wound, (emotional and otherwise) stain (blood, water and semen etc..) hole (pin, screw, nail or bullet) indent, bite mark (incl. Zombie, Vampire or Killer Shark) , burn (angry mob torches, light saber and blaster) cut (knife, sword or machete et al) and anything else that might offend you the BUYER...YEAH YOU.
In case this is your first time on planet earth these posters are huge - 6 feet tall and 4 feet wide OR not so huge whatever the case may be they are made of paper...not plastic or canvas or steel or vinyl...(unless stated) ...they are made from goddamn PAPER. PAPER isn't indestructible it can burn or get wet it can even have stuff written on the BACK WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER (AND IF IT DOES TO YOU, poster buyer MOVE ON YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP) The fact of the matter is these posters were at one time inside a huge enclosure held up with clips or screws or masking tape and some had been in there for months..the deal is all posters are as perfect as they can be if THEY WERE DAMAGED SO MUCH THAT THE IMAGE IS RUINED OR THEY JUST LOOK BEAT UP WE WONT SELL THEM....WE ARE COLLECTORS JUST LIKE YOU. IF THERE IS A CORNER TORN OFF WE'LL LET YOU KNOW BUT IF YOU'RE EXPECTING A FLAWLESS WRINKLE FREE POSTER, BUB... IT JUST WONT HAPPEN!!! The moment they are rolled up and put in the tube they won't lay flat again. It's virtually impossible to keep them pristine but we.do our best. If you think you can ship them better....GO GET THEM YOURSELF KILLER