SCARCE COLD SPRING " 5 BY VOLUME " CONE TOP BEER CAN IN " OMG "
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| Reference Number: Avaluer:1349699 | Country/Region of Manufacture: United States |
SEE PHOTOS FOR DETAILS. NOTE: ART LACOMB, THE CAN VIRTUOSO, ADDED A PERIOD CORRECT CONE AS THE ORIGINAL WAS REMOVED BY SOME "OLD GEEK" YEARS AGO. HE DOES EXCEPTIONAL WORK RETURNING CANS TO THEIR FORMER GLORY. THIS BABY'S SWEET! CAUTION: BEER CAN COLLECTING CAN BE ADDICTING AND TREATMENT OPTIONS ARE LIMITED. ALTHOUGH SPENDING HARD-EARNED CASH ON WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY OLD GARBAGE IS NOT KNOWN TO CAUSE CANCER, IT CAN BE FATA...L TO YOUR WALLET. IT MAY ALSO BE HARMFUL TO YOUR MARRIAGE WHICH CAN REALLLLY BE FATAL TO YOUR WALLET. NOTE: IN ACCORDANCE WITH EBAY'S STRICT POLICY AGAINST THE SALE AND/OR TRANSPORT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, THIS ITEM IS VOID OF IT'S ORIGINAL CONTENTS. :( UPON CLOSE INSPECTION, ONE MIGHT DETECT A FAINT ODOR OF OLD DRY BEER, ALE, MALT LIQUOR, OR SMELLS OF UNKNOWN SUBSTANCES. BE AWARE THAT REHYDRATING AND CONSUMING OLD BEER IS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OKLAHOMA (WHERE MACARONI AND CHEESE IN CONSIDERED A VEGETABLE), ARKANSAS, EASTERN TENNESSEE, BOLIVIA, AND COUNTIES IN MISSISSIPPI THAT START WITH THE LETTER "J". AS A SIDE NOTE, THESE ARE THE SAME PLACES WHERE FISHING WITH TNT AND/OR ELECTRICITY IS ALSO LEGAL.
